I met this mom of this Ernest kid on the train. What a baster he was even though I didn't say that. She kept asking me all sorts of questions. Then she asked why I was leaving school early. I told her it was because I had a brain tumor and then form there I just started lying. "Once I get started, I can go on for ever." Thankfully the guy coming around to check tickets gave me a chance to stop. I also lied to her about my identity. She invited me to come spend some time at there lake house over the summer but I said I had to go visit my grandmother in South America which was a another lie. "I wouldn't go if my life depended on it."